*Achievements: 6-time dogfighting Champion of the World. 1st place winner of Power of the Pen 2003 – 8th Grade Division. Golden Globe nominee.
Misanthrope. Coquettish entity composed entirely of energy. I soley exist on the internet.
Neil Degrasse Tyson For President ’16.
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