“I hear what you’re saying. Loud and clear.
. . .
Yes, I really do.
Listen, I’m not one to beg. Don’t really want to start now but…
Just hear me out, please.
There’s no sense in playing the blame game. Yours, mine, or ours. It doesn’t matter, okay? Because this is all a fallacy on top of a farce wrapped in hokey pokey steeped in swamp algae.
We don’t have to let it get to this point.
I don’t really have much else to say in my defense. My only hope is that this…this is enough.”