A Man In Black knocked on my door this morning and before the door was fully open he said:
“Even your most insignificant dreams are impossible to conceptualize and make a reality”
There was an awkward pause and he continued:
“Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savory flavor?” and then handed me a Bible with pages completely blank except for a Stuffed Turkey recipe on page 69
The Jehovah’s Witness Protection religion has adopted some strange tactics.