Diminutive Intervention

A Man In Black knocked on my door this morning and before the door was fully open he said:

“Even your most insignificant dreams are impossible to conceptualize and make a reality”

There was an awkward pause and he continued:

“Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savory flavor?” and then handed me a Bible with pages completely blank except for a Stuffed Turkey recipe on page 69

The Jehovah’s Witness Protection religion has adopted some strange tactics.

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3 thoughts on “Diminutive Intervention

  1. i am trying to figure out if this really happen….and if it really happen why a blank Bible…and why turkey instead of roost beef…and why pg 69… a lot of questions while i am in this bed relaxing…

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