Shtup Up

I found a key on my doorstep
with a note attached that read
“Open what ever your heart may desire”

So I tried to unlock my sexdrive
& blew off the dust
& shook off the cobwebs
running along my spire

But I found it tedious
With nothing to stick it in
this key was meaningless

So I went to the market
to buy a bottle of rum
The cashier looked stagnant

So I gave him the key
and said “Here friend,
I hope you find more use than me”

Golden Key – The Daily Prompt


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